They said“go to therapy.”I made a podcast.
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About KITG Vibes
Your New Favorite Distraction
I’m Michelle — garage queen, chaos captain, and your official bad decision whisperer. If you want polished, keep scrolling. If you want real, buckle up.
Certified expert in saying what everyone’s thinking but no one dares to say.
Professional Mess Makers and Amateur Podcasters
We unleash unfiltered stories, hot takes, and awkward moments straight from the garage lab of chaos. Expect laughs, facepalms, and maybe some wisdom sneaking in.
Like a therapy session, but cheaper and with more swearing.
Why Listen? Because Boring Is Overrated
Because life’s messy, podcasts are boring, and you need a little noise that feels like your weirdest, funniest friend. We keep it real, raw, and ridiculously entertaining.
Your new favorite distraction — better than scrolling your ex’s socials.